Sunday, September 05, 2004

Searching for the Naked Women Protesters?

The Times-News;";"NewYork -- I'm not 100 percent certain the Republican convention is truly here. I say this because although the sidewalks are bustling with humanity, none of these humans look like Republican convention delegates, unless the Republicans are suddenly into nose piercings.I'm wondering if this is a clever ruse wherein the Republicans told everybody they were coming to New York to lure the protesters and media here, while the GOP holds its real convention at a more traditionally Republican locale, such as Bermuda.If so, it's working: There are plenty of protesters here, and apparently some of them are naked. I've been unable to visually confirm this, although you may rest assured I'm trying. For example, I heard a report that some women had gotten naked in Central Park to protest the Bush administration's health-care policies. So, as a journalist deeply interested in health care, I took a taxi to Central Park, where I encountered two New York City police officers, and we had this conversation, which I am not making up:
ME: Is this the way to the naked women protesters?
FIRST POLICE OFFICER: I hope so.
SECOND POLICE OFFICER: We'll follow you.
" Need to click the link to read the rest of the story, Sorry! He-he "
Found this and just had to print it, abit of humor in light of all the stress everyone is feeling with the
bull-being slung around by.. both -Parties.

2 comments:

rathwel said...

I always miss the good stuff, dammit! I'm gonna have to go into the city more often.

11181955 said...

Hey rathwel- I told Private Idaho about your site,told him you both wrote alot alike in ways, and he said he'll have to go check you out.
Ya you and Phil think alike, notice they never said a thing about naked men flying in the wind...LMAO